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經(jīng)典搞笑短信中英文對照

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經(jīng)典搞笑短信中英文對照

  經(jīng)典短信

經(jīng)典搞笑短信中英文對照

  Love begin with a smile, grow with a kiss, and end with tears.

  Love begin with a message, growth with more messages, and end with no message.

  Sindy 留言:Is this message classical? Wish you all have a pleasant love, forever, forever...

  戀人之間的短信

  If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and

  get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have

  a "HEART" without "U".

  送給朋友的英文短信

  Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know

  I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u

  will never die.

  搞@笑@短@信

  Roses are red,

  violence are blue,

  Someone like you

  belongs to the zoo!

  Don't be mad,

  don't be blue,

  Einstein was

  ugly too!

  搞笑短信 (中英文對照)

  "你知道達爾文嗎?"剛結識的女友突然問道.

  "當然知道."小王的語氣十分自信:"我學過兩年,比英文和日文難學多啦!"

  "Do you know Darwin?" His new girl friend asked abruptly.

  "OF course." Xiaowang said in self-confident voice:"I have studied it for two years,and it is more difficult than English and Japanese."

  Sincerely hope you will like this message!

  經(jīng)典英文短信

  I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden.

  Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest.

  Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean.

  Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you.

  It is a nice message. You can send to all your good friends or your love one.

  I like this message. How about you?

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